PRESS RELEASE
25 August 08
Huntington Beach, CA
RedHunterLLC introduces incredible breakthrough hunting product.
At first, there was the Indian style, learned predator call. Calling predators took a lot of practice. The next step introduced mouth-blown devices to entice predators and these aids could be mastered quickly. Eventually, advanced, battery powered electronics ushered in pre-recorded calls and subsequently, the remote controlled digital caller.
Once again, the science of predator calling has taken a giant leap for mankind. RedHunter LLC is proud to announce the "green" energy and planet friendly game calling system of the new century; the new “RedHunter LLC Typhoon” Predator Calling System. Typhoon uses no batteries or clunky electronics, it is “Planet Friendly”, it’s recyclable, it’s hands free and requires no special learning skills.
The Typhoon Calling System comes with the following components:
• Special, variable pitch calling insert with replacement reeds.
• Custom, fitted undergarment to accept calling insert.
• Proprietary fabric hunting pants with O-ring sealed access area and patented, anti-escape vapor barrier, camo print fabric.
• One case of Red’s special “Magic Beans”. This is our introductory variety case that is guaranteed to attract coyote, fox, cats and other predatory animals.
How this incredible system works:
The night before your hunt, simply make a hearty meal from one 16-ounce can of the “Red’s Magic Beans” scent of your choice. The amazing part is that this space age system works while you sleep. By morning, Red’s Magic Bean, advanced enzyme formula will have you fully charged for a day’s hunting and calling.
When you arrive at your hunting/calling area, simply remove the safety plug and insert the variable pitch call into the “access area” of your custom designed RedHunter LLC hunting pants. Now you’re ready for hands-free calling action. For added comfort, order the RedHunter LLC special “relieved” hunt seat that allows your call to project through the seat material for added comfort on long stands.
To begin calling, simply relax and let Red’s secret formula do its job. Soon you will be effortlessly calling (hands-free & battery free) and simultaneously releasing an attractant scent that coyotes and other predators simply can’t resist. (NOTE: Make sure to tighten the waist cinch cord on your RedHunter LLC hunting pants to prevent the Magic Attractant Vapors from escaping into your shirt area as the vapors may cause your eyes to water and make sighting difficult).
At last, a predator calling system that works naturally and in harmony with nature. Protect you planet, recycle and enjoy your favorite sport at the same time. Yes, you can have it all. Order your RedHunter LLC Typhoon Predator Calling System today. Operators are standing by.
Sorry, no returns on the variable pitch calling inserts or used reeds. Please mail all used reeds and calling inserts to B.H. Obama, Charles Schumer, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein or to any local office of the DNC.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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